$JOB bag explainer — ($JOB EXPLAINER FOR MID CURVE)

The Big Bag

Degens unite: one bag to retire, or a job at McDonalds

Here is the alpha: accumulate just one bag and touch grass while it does a thousand-xer. If it moons, welcome to early retirement. If it doesn’t… congratulations on your new uniform — $JOB at McDonalds. Either way, you’re eating.

$JOB is a lifestyle protocol for the terminally online. No roadmaps, just memes, copium and community cardio. We’re replacing sophisticated tokenomics with vibes and a simple binary: Retire or $JOB.

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Manifesto: Retire or $JOB

Every cycle you chase 37 coins and end up with 0. We are simplifying the UI of your life: press buy on one bag, then go drink water. If the chart goes up, you retire; if not, we kept the brand consistent — your fallback is literally $JOB. Hats included.

Manager Jerome Grillwell struggles to balance the morning McRush

In 2024, grills went sizzle. Inflation rose. People looked for hedges. And then they discovered the one thing central banks can’t print: memes. Enter $JOB — the rarest asset class: a meme your uncle understands.

bag wide — (Jerome Printwell and his out-of-control money printer.)

One Bag is more than a meme — it’s an exit plan.

We weaponized attention and condensed it into a single paper sack. Either we flip the market or we flip burgers — we’re fine either way.

Ticker: Just One Bag (Just One Bag)

Total supply: 1,000,000,000
Circulating: 1,000,000,000
Burned: 0 🔥 (for vibes)
Chain: SOL (bridge when HR approves)

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